God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013

douched out

Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."

by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009

douche bag

*see jersey shore guys*

A Douche Bag is
(seee below)
Pauly D, the situation, and ronnie

by kristinsexyness1910106979 October 2, 2010

douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Douche Dwelling

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.

All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.

by Overturecly August 19, 2008

Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.

You can go gargle a douche, dude.

by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016