Teacher

A type of human that gives your problems that you never had

Teacher are one of the worst thing to ever exist!

by Howisthisnotaname March 16, 2022

English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.

Teachers should be sorry about the students.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022

Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.

OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

by McNister Snicket April 7, 2019

Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

teacher-ish

an adjective used to describe a teacher that gives too much work and doesn't actually teach you anything.

Wow, Mr Rick is very teacher-ish with his math class.

by JOKER RAMSAy October 18, 2017

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021