Table Whore

A girl for example A**a that goes into an establishment for example O**o - particulary those that have rich people in it. Will hop/join a table to us the guys tho buy drinks and post the entire time on their social platforms such as instagram.

Please see definition for example of table whore

by anonymous January 22, 2024

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group

Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.

by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023