September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

by Jern smells April 25, 2022

portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

by RoninXII January 31, 2022

KV-2

Al so know as "Stalin's Fridge"

It big, it powerful

"hey what's that thing over the-"
*Fucking Dies*
*KV-2 Shell explodes*

by Hans, get ze King Tiger. February 23, 2022

November 2

everyone born this date has a phatt ass

person- omg you have such a phatt juicy ass
me- ik it's because i was born november 2

by westsidebaby100101 November 19, 2020

Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020