Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 10, 2020
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Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
by Silky Cohen February 09, 2017
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Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock
by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023
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Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.
“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low
by Cockpouch March 24, 2021
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Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!
by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019
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Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom
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dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.
by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
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