A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
Get the Cockmug. by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016
Get the Cock shockmug. A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011
Get the cock pocketmug. by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011
Get the cock robbermug. It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it
by Urban Dictionary Official site January 28, 2020
Get the Slap Cockmug. by willlikespancakes September 30, 2021
Get the Parrapa's Cockmug. 