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by yesboxer December 7, 2025
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A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...
by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025
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Small white cock

by Mrbot December 18, 2025
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its cold in here
maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️
by maeve baszak December 21, 2025
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A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.
I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.
by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025
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Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.
Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment
by 67er December 28, 2025
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Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.
When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”
by Drewski! December 30, 2025
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