cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

COCK PRESSURE

Cock pressure, is when a women walks into a room full of guys that want to slip her the bone...

"Man, you see how fast she left? Yah, she could feel the cock pressure"

by Bobby K May 9, 2012

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

Cock Javelin

Ripping a cock off a male subject and throwing it like a javelin into the male subject's ass.

Hey babe want to cock javelin me in the ass?

by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020

Saeko Futa Cock

When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)

Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson

“Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar

by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023

giant horse cock

Why the FUCK did you look this up you FUCKING PSYCHO

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock

by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023

Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.

I LOVED timothys cock.

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