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Cock

I have a fat cock with cum coming out of it
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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jamaican suck your cock

Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
by kingstonkofi May 1, 2022
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Cock

A cock is a word for Dick/penis/Willy

Cock can be used as a male chicken as well
There was a cock in my back guardin
by Willy woo August 17, 2022
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cock slap

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard
by tickdick December 3, 2014
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cock-a-thon

an event when a girl uses both her hands, mouth, even feet for a special celebration for her male partner with a great fulfillment finale
Joyce gave her husband a cock-a-thon to celebrate his promotion
by gringo feliz October 7, 2013
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Cock master

The master of a cock, also known as a rooster. This person cares for the cock, and loves it.
He was a cock master. He treated cocks with love and respect.
by Your mum is gay lol October 15, 2022
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Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
by Laglog December 2, 2024
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