semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Skinny Nigga Syndrome

AKA That one nigga who keeps stealing your food at lunch/fat ass nigga.
When this happens to a nigga, they always be askin for your food whether that be in class or at lunch. Skinny Nigga Syndrome is not contagious and is hard to overcome for those who suffer from it.

Darius: Aye nigga u got food?
Jayden: Damn nigga! Always asking for food u got skinny nigga syndrome or sum fat ass nigga?

by Randomwigga_ August 16, 2024

Filch Syndrome

When you have a great idea but then you find out that it’s already been thought/made.

Bro I just had filch syndrome. In 2015 I wanted to make Batman vs Superman but 1 year later the film came out.

by VinelSeason January 28, 2022

Charles syndrome

To make excuses and take no responsibility for one's actions and religiously blame others for all your problem and the outcome

Don't blame me for my actions cause of what you made me do, it's your fault and I'm a victim and suffer from Charles syndrome.

by Karmacharles March 17, 2025

Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.

person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.

by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021