Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

Death star syndrome

When something massive and extremely powerful has one tiny weakness that, if you exploit, the entire thing will go to sh*t

The Alien Invaders from "Independence Day" suffer from Death Star syndrome: if the mothership's cockpit is destroyed, all of the other ships will blow up.

Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point

by Wobbmin February 25, 2017

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

Sienna Syndrome

Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.

Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.

3 MONTHS LATER...

Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

massive wiener syndrome

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas

massive wiener syndrome

by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020