cock shooting

When you take your penis and

jizz on some one from a distance

When I was cock shooting I hit a girl from 3 feet away

by Man of rape December 29, 2013

Motor cock

The action of aggressively inserting your penile attachment into a said woman's no no area.

My dad really gave me a good motor cock last night

by Jonathon Vega June 22, 2019

throat-cocking

Attempting to fill ones throat with many cocks simultaneously and over a prolonged period. Reference George Lucas's largess of neck.

Quengtin: "Did you check out that chick's neck the other day?"
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."

by thraot-cocking December 15, 2016

Cock before Frock

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.

Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"

by officialzemos September 17, 2015

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 06, 2021

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 04, 2020

Luxury Cock

A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.

X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"

by BLZ_SK May 10, 2021