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Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

When someone does nothing and is always sick. Wakes up in the morning and has headache, walks outside and has stomach ache, sleeps inside and catches cold.
Oh my God, I have been hit with Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS).
"Thats the boy, that has Intense Weakling Syndrome, I feel bad for him." said Joe

"You are always coughing, are sure you don't have IWS?" said Max
by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021
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Winnipeg Syndrome

An ailment that makes a person delusional due to living in the city of Winnipeg.
“Rick Bowness has been terrible lately…”

“Yeah he has Winnipeg Syndrome.”
by mediocrejets April 28, 2024
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Wisscitler's Syndrome

Having the urge to constantly fart inside of someone's mouth.
person 1: can I fart inside of you?
person 2: he's got Wisscitler's Syndrome! Run!
by draziLaDwolleY July 8, 2025
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Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.
I swear this motherfucker Jackson has Salyers Syndrome.
by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020
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Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.
Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome
by Hippiechef July 25, 2016
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Andy Syndrome

Andy Syndrome is when you personify or give feelings to inanimate objects so that you feel bad about it if you ever got rid of them. andy biersack
He has such bad Andy Syndrome that his house is turning into an episode of Hoarders.
by FluffyBlueHeart November 18, 2018
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Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.
Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.
by BigJD3 April 25, 2023
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