asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍

"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"

by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out

i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it

by prosex123 September 9, 2023

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking

Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act

by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024

Analorial sex

When you tongue fight someone's fart box.

Johnny gave me analorial sex last night.

by Sweet Fry No Sugar January 19, 2020