semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome

1:) For when you brain rot your head with hours of, Grey's Anatomy, you begin to think too much into 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 very unserious hospital situations.
2:) For when you watch so much Grey's Anatomy, you are fast to ‘𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳’ and figure out everyone and your own problems despite your lack of medical school.

1.) patient “ I have a sore throat, doc , lay the news on me do i have throat cancer.” Doctor, “girl you’re tripping, you are diagnosed with the flu and Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome!”

2.) Friend, “ my stomach hurts…” GAS(greys syndrome) affected friend, “ dont worry i’ve heard of this symptom before, you are definitely pregnant and have a bursting appendix glad i could help ;)” friend, “Girl bye, i have ibs and just drank a milkshake, you have Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome.”

by princessbunnymeow April 11, 2024

SMTV Syndrome

is when a game is announced a long time before it should be, especially when it is revealed in a big event just to be an extra announcement, so that no one would say "that event was boring", yet creating a promise that will not be heard for years until the game is considered ready to be shown again, worrying deluded fans who thought they were going to see another trailer earlier.

Person A-Oh boy, I'm so ready to see the trailer for Bayonetta 3
Person B-Bro, what are you talking about? That game got SMTV Syndrome and will take a while to be seen again!

-Aargh, I was so ready to see gameplay of Metroid Prime 4 but then BAM!, they delayed it, this game got SMTV Syndrome for sure!

by Gamer4902 June 12, 2020

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Downward Syndrome

When you are fucked mentally challenged

I saw Karen the other day and she looked like she just got diagnosed with downward syndrome.

by Heavenlysinner420 March 19, 2025

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020