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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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cock watchman

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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Cock Spaz

That guy is a real cock spaz man”
by Cock spaz co creator February 27, 2022
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to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
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Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon
The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other
by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015
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cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.
I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!
by Tempy123 July 28, 2016
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The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis
You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock
by Assume the position July 23, 2019
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