cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks

Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video

by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021

Cock

Ring’s cock is magnificent and large, it would need 10-20 people to suck the whole thing. Nothing can compare to the large, benevolent cock of his.

Oh my ring, I didn’t know your cock could be so big!

by Painasaur September 14, 2020

The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

black cock syndrome

What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick

Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.

by Butter Mike October 23, 2023

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020