Pick Me Girl

Breana lol

“Breana is such a pick me girl”

by kiinnitt March 7, 2022

Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Rid'l me dis

Explain a complex issue

Rid'l me dis in detail.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)

STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023

Fly me to Inuvik

A fucking flimsy cumshot.

Gonna fly me to Inuvik?

by antihuman09 May 29, 2022

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016