Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Fabian Syndrome

First found in Fabian Goebel. Fabian Goebel is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck at video games no matter how much you practice.

Fabian Syndrome can infect other people. His friends are already infected from him.

by I h8 ConCr January 2, 2017

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Bambi Syndrome

Bambi Syndrome is a syndrome commonly used to describe people with uncontrollable rage and the fact that they always break things for no reason at all.

"Man, I feel like that guy over there has Bambi Syndrome, he breaks shit alot and he has severe anger issues"
"Yeah man fr..."

by TheMan,,, December 18, 2023

Lods Syndrome

Lods Syndrome is an infection that is easily can affect your human being, And it can change you to being a League Player to being a Mobile Fucking Legends Player, You can't cure a Lods Syndrome but if you can call people "

Lods are you down playing ba tanginamo can you carry me? (The Lods is what you call Lods Syndrome)

by Tertuous April 2, 2021

downherps syndrome

A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.

Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023