Brown Balls

When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.

yo bro this girl gave me brown balls

by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025

The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.

"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.

by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Yellow Ball

Noah Tuckman

"Noah Tuckman is such a fucking yellow ball"
"Yeah he's such a loser nobody likes him and he's fat as fuck"

by MajesticLordSigmaRizzlerIII October 9, 2025

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Balls deep

Balls Deep (adj.) — When you’ve gone so far into something that your body, soul, and poor decision-making skills are all in one group chat. You didn’t just dip a toe,you dove in so hard your balls filed for residency. At this point, pulling out isn’t an option; you’re basically one thrust away from a life lesson.

Leo: “What’re you wearing Saturday?”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈

Or

Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”

by BigBaby Linda & Bone Daddy Leo October 9, 2025