Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 15, 2017
A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
by mercy deserves medic April 25, 2022
Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
by DarcyVR January 28, 2025
It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.
COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 09, 2022
"If only the three little pigs has some KABLOOEY BALLS, they mighta stood a chance when the wolf threatened to huff'n'puff & bloooooow their house down!"
by PixieBee February 08, 2022
You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".
Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
by J. Steinbeck December 14, 2015
where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022