Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

Shonen protagonist syndrome

1.when the main character of a shonen anime literally NEVER has any living family
2.when a shonen anime protagonist acts overly innocent, forgiving, and sympathetic to the point where it's just annoying and stupid

1.we're shonen protagonists. Of course our entire family is dead from shonen protagonist syndrome.

2.stop it with your shonen protagonist syndrome! Why do those monsters deserve to be forgiven?

by yuukimuchuchuro101 September 6, 2024

Britonous Syndrome

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds

“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”

by numbnut March 10, 2019

Zabavka Syndrome

When you eat guľaš so much, it makes you sick.

P: We have guľaš, do you want some?
M: I can't, I have Zabavka Syndrome.

by RaMi0 May 14, 2023

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them

Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.

by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024

milad syndrome

A syndrome that gives you the urge to lick ass immediately. This makes your school teachers give you better grades, but also makes all the other students hate you.

Person 1: "Oh my god is he out licking ass again?"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"

by Sechtiw December 14, 2016

Claytonator syndrome

When you’re attract to Kai clayton without being paid.

Hi I can’t come into work today I have claytonator syndrome

by goodlooker1010101 November 19, 2020