Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome

“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”

by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024

Kojima Syndrome

A personality trait in which a person shows/has great interest in military/military adjacent subjects while condemning war in all it's forms.
It's namesake comes from Hideo Kojima (the man behind the Metal Gear franchise), someone who famously condemns war in the way described by Kojima Syndrome

A: "Hey, what's up with C's Youtube reccomendations? I'm logged in on his avcount and It's all gun and military stuff..."
B: "Yeah, he's got Kojima Syndrome"

by Childish Gorbino July 19, 2024

Andrew syndrome

Andrew syndrome basically mean you're dumb, and lack common/general knowledge or even not knowing how too spell,it is a very unique syndrome.

omg I don't understand a word she is saying, she most likely has andrew syndrome.

bro I don't think what you said makes sense,do you have andrew syndrome?

by ilbbbmmh June 28, 2023

Brawlhalla Syndrome

A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.

Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.

by zoopboi July 15, 2023