i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the cock watchmanmug. When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
Get the to much cock on the blockmug. 
A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.
Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.
by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011
Get the drain cockmug. by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018
Get the Cock Sockmug. Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
Get the Fat Cockmug. A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
Get the Livestock Cockmug.