Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

knock out with your cock out

The act of knocking out your lover with your cock while performing any sex act.

After being dicktwackted by Jonathan for the 7th time that morning Stephanie finally got some sleep because Jonathan finished with a knock out with your cock out.

by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020

National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020

National flash your boyfriend day

Flash your boyfriend

Hey it’s National flash your boyfriend day

by Broguy69 December 11, 2020

Fuck Your Face All Day

#FYFAD

Some crazy artist on Instagram created an illustration and someone made some stickers. You may or may not have seen these stickers posted around the world.

Can be taken the wrong way but also an adorably cute sticker made for kicks.

You're being a real shithead man, Fuck Your Face All Day.

by MonsterTime November 27, 2012

Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

by Specks December 14, 2012

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

by GENERAL DALADY December 9, 2018