by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021
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During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Shocked Cockmug. A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
Get the Cock-Womblemug. by J....W February 3, 2022
Get the Cock and ballsmug. When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
Get the Cock shockmug. 