In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Duck cock

Quwacks dong

Your duck cock is too big.

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020

shooting blood from your cock

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.

"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher

by 7568ino November 04, 2023

cock kramp

when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.

go do a cock kramp

by bid gyu February 02, 2017

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

by Eyescunt June 15, 2020