Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023
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Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r
"Don't kick those open balls"
by Nah-Id-Win November 13, 2023
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captain saggy balls

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.
by Captain saggy balls August 09, 2017
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Slameron Ball

Someone with a bong
oh look there’s slameron ball the ding
by Yup there mi charrrvyyy October 29, 2020
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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 07, 2023
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ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".
You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
by J. Steinbeck December 14, 2015
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