Gay mirage

When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time

I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.

by clevercrow May 18, 2024

Gay

To be happy

Son: How come the Pastor at my church was telling the children about gay people?
Father: I don’t know son. Are you gay?
Son: Yes father, I am very happy.
Father: Good son, I hope you marry a beautiful man one day.

by Bigger Dickier Randy May 21, 2024

gay

Liking the same gender.
Being over loving to your boyfriend.

Vinisha does not leave Nishan alone. Vini is gay.

by Sandy K May 22, 2024

gay istituzionale

a person regardless of their gender and sexual orientation who has the vibe of an institutional gay. a 'gay istituzionale' is usually clean, cares about their appearance and well mannered. they follow the rules, they sit with their legs crossed and they usually have a superiority complex.

Annalisa (italian singer) is such a Gay Istituzionale

Enzo Miccio is the perfect example for a Gay Istituzionale

by lpppppppp May 25, 2024

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

Gay

Gay can be used to mean stupid or lame like if your phone is not working or if your car got stolen that would be a gay because it would suck. It can also be used to insult someone like if they do something stupid like brake there arm by jumping of a bridge they would be gay because they did something stupid.

“My phone is being so gay” “I crashed my car, how gay is that”

by BUMBUM3518 May 28, 2024

Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.

Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.

by denhiker May 28, 2024