Gay

Boy like boy. Boy love boy. Boy fuck boy. Boy marry boy. Boy have child with boy. Boy die with boy.

Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.

u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪

by recurringdreams October 14, 2021

Gay

Someone who is extremely annoying

Me: "You're so gay"
Friend: "no, I am not annoying"
Me: "Yes you are you fucking retard"

by SomeSillyFeline April 12, 2024

Gay Panic

To send someone of the same sex into a panic over something you did.

Kai’s smile sent Hyu into a gay panic, leaving him flustered and blushing ;))

by dial555 March 27, 2021

GAY PENG BONERS

The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever

They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince

They all have big dicks

Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS

by Lololoolol123 April 14, 2019

Gays

A grammatical error when referring to gay people.
Has been reclaimed as a funny.

bill: THE GAYS ARE TAKIN MAH RIGHTS!!!!
josh: bill we are married with 3 kids
bill: but it funny

by anonymous December 11, 2024

gay

you

you equal gay

by big :------------------------- May 3, 2019