"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
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You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.
When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.
When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
Jake: Me and Oliver had great sex last night!
Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course!
(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course!
(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
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Get the Sex mug.Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
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