turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

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Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try

For ex: Bf: Let's have sex

Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch

by Eren Yeager's fan November 29, 2022

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Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.

You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story

by sam134 October 16, 2023

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its when a male has a friend its really hard to work with sometimes, for a female the milkers start to hurt in the center and then male tells his friend he knows how to fix their problem so then both male and female get naked and then the friend for the male also helps the girl by exploring her to find the problem, but sometimes the friend gets tired and since its really weird in their he throws up,

Me and my mom had sex last nighgt

by The master of the virgins December 7, 2022

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