Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023

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Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

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Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

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oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

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Cock Piece

The practice of posting pictures of one piece characters with their dicks out and is notably paired with Dark Fantasy by Kanye. It won't matter with gender as they will have a dick edited in anyways. Notable works of art in this magnificent practice are the whitebeard, law, ace and luffy, and the crying chopper. It can also be used as bait and switch.

Yo you guys have a good nsfw subreddit for One Piece hentai?
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")

by imp fuck2 October 2, 2022

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