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Cock and ball tortilla

Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla

Nice
by lebumdum March 7, 2022
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Balls

Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea.

If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
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Balls of piss

When a guy pisses on another guys dick and it drips onto his balls
Jeremy just gave me balls of piss!”
by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022
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Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!
by Cock andballs November 28, 2022
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Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
by maximi September 14, 2024
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Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.
Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.
by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021
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pulled the balls on you

to be taken advantage and abused you psychologically-in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
by Sexydimma May 8, 2018
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