by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022
Get the balls in yo jawsmug. by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022
Get the cock and ball tourturemug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. by Leyleyy March 9, 2024
Get the we all ballmug. Song by Kanye East - popular rapper known for making sus or ironical songs for comedic purposes. The lyrics of Kanye East's song are ususually sus gibberish
by Exypnos October 11, 2021
Get the Sussy Ballsmug. by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
Get the Base Ball Batmug. by tamaneki August 6, 2021
Get the ballsmug.