Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

Something people say because they're stupid and don't knowthe meaning of personal deaths that could've happened with that person's mom.

Friend "What are you doing?"
You "Your mom"

by ilikepooteehee November 24, 2019

Your mom

Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more

Were did this water come from

A guy from your school "your mom"

by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019

Your mom

your mom

your mom

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019

Your mom

The best thing to say to someone to make them uncomfortable

Bob: Hey Jim What did you do last night?
Jim: Your mom
Bob: ...

by JIMBOBJOE YOUR MOM December 16, 2019