Skip to main content

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
mugGet the Slime wife mug.

wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with
yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material
by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025
mugGet the wife material mug.

Wife-leecher

Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.

When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.

This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"

"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."

"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."

"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
mugGet the Wife-leecher mug.

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.
I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife
by CGnotes March 22, 2025
mugGet the hag wife mug.

Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity
John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."
by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Wife mug.

Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
mugGet the Your Wife mug.

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
mugGet the my bitch ex wife mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email