washington wedge 

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.

I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.

washington wedge by Ski_squared February 2, 2022

double wide load 

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

double wide load by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

World wide handsome 

Jim seok jinnie! 💜

Borahae!
Saranghae!
I purple you!
Army and BTS forever!

💜

Jin: there’s something beautiful in your eyes…
V: huh?
Jin: my world wide handsome reflection!

We love Kim seok jinnie! It’ll soon be 2025 🤞🏻💜🫰🏻

World wide handsome by pseudonym88888888888 June 2, 2023

abductor wedge 

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.

Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again

abductor wedge by Overall1728 September 21, 2023

Wood wide web 

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"

Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )

Wood wide web by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Tu wide pu 

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

Tu wide pu by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

do widzenia 

Goodbye in Polish.

Do widzenia, my friend.

do widzenia by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025