unicorn poop

a complete babe

bree is unicorn poop

by kpassenile May 21, 2014

Unicorn

One who Spontaneously sprouts a penis
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn

Taylor is a f*cking unicorn.

by uraloserhaha March 9, 2010

Purple unicorn

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz

You are the purple unicorn

by ahenry79 July 10, 2016

Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011

Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.

by Sntcringe June 29, 2017

Unicorn

Unicorns are mythical creatures often liked by small children, unicorns are horses with a horn on their head.

The story of the unicorn originated when a man killed a narwhal's horn off onto a horse, people said that the horse looked mythical and the man said it was a unicorn.

"Do you believe in unicorns?"

by Butter Scotch December 27, 2017

Unicorn

A Unicorn is a girl that has sex with other guys or girls strictly for pleasure. They aren’t tied down by any form of feelings, and you’ll lose them if you think they want a relationship. They are just here for the sex.

Riley: I’m telling you she just wants a relationship Unicorns don’t exist.
Ben: Yeah whatever.
Later
Ben: Hey guess what.
Riley: What?
Ben: Unicorns are real and I’m about to tame one.

by SlobStopper June 17, 2018