Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

by rbtr December 17, 2009

Pingy twat

A person, incapable of independent thought, who deems it necessary to ping others on social media to do their thinking for them.

That guy lost 20k because he didn't manage his own risk, what a pingy twat.

by MrT-maybe December 31, 2021

auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

by Big Thor December 13, 2012

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl August 2, 2011

Twat Pyramid

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.

Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid

by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009