John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

Soft

Softhearted, someone that likes being around soft, spiritual people.

Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024

Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

soft flirt

Sending cat images to show affinity to someone.

: how do you know he likes you?
: he has been soft flirt me for days

by walllly April 20, 2023

soft

something hard

bro you're so soft

by AHAHHAHAHAJKNDJKSJHAHAHAHKA\SA June 23, 2018