soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat

The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n

by captainnuggts December 3, 2024

soft scrolling

When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.

Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.

Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 2, 2022

Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 25, 2023

Soft Princess

A vagina/pussy of a girl

He just touch her soft princess and it make she wet

by RDPersonXP June 21, 2018

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020