When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015
Get the soft shellingmug. by captainnuggts December 3, 2024
Get the soft oftenmug. When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.
Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.
Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!
Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!
by Jor-Al September 8, 2025
Get the soft scrollingmug. by soft as charmin May 2, 2022
Get the soft as charminmug. Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
Get the Soft vacationingmug. by RDPersonXP June 21, 2018
Get the Soft Princessmug. I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020
Get the Susquehanna Soft Servemug.