by Pedro1492 September 21, 2024
Get the banjo countrymug. "It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"
"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"
"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"
by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025
Get the Country Dickingmug. A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
by Geezity June 17, 2016
Get the country bidetmug. Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
Get the certified countrymug. Urban Black Country : Urban; get it out the dirt. Black ; a people. Specify of enslaved ancestorally .Country; what country? America
We can clearly see, from the election that this is a urban Black country . It's engrained in America
by anonymous December 19, 2020
Get the Urban Black countrymug. by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020
Get the Country Kitchenmug. A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
Get the Country Bumpkinmug.