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Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016
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Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!
Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."
by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020
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unanime valley

The unanime valley is a hypothesis in the field of cosplay which holds that when features look and move almost, but not exactly, like anime beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some observers.
That cosplay from big hero six is getting my unanime valley up.
by Mexman April 21, 2015
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Valley of the Tunes

Jack London, the famed adventure writer from the early 1900's, called the Sonoma Valley in California, his home towards the end of his life. He referred to the valley as the "Valley of the Moon". The clever twist on that phrase, Valley of the Tunes, refers to the vibrant live music scene here.
There is a ton of music this weekend here in the Valley of the Tunes!
by ElCommissioner May 1, 2022
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San Luis Valley

A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here

Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)

2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.

Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"

Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"

Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
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Silicon Valley

A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”

“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”

“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”

“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”

“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”

“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”

“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”

“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”

“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”

“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
by Patricia Jenkins April 7, 2018
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