Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

jimmy polishers

Refers to a person's lips that sucks dick.

Stop talking shit or I will smack you right in your Jimmy polishers

by Jay Benz January 27, 2024

Polish Nugget

(noun) someone who sexually harasses or abuses another; someone or something that annoys you to a point that you want to kill them; someone you despise.

Damn that guy is such a Polish Nugget!!!

by avacoco February 9, 2019

polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024