Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 04, 2025

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 31, 2021

Dinged Ya

Dinged Ya: An event of bad luck, or simply when something happens that you dont like.

Similar Words: Danged,

All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.

(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...

Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.

Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!

pwned

by Givemesomedangs August 12, 2010

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024