Coviding

Someone who comes to close to you (between 2 meters) than can/will infect you with Covid-19

AAHHHHH STOP IT RICK! STOP COVIDING ME!!!

by Sodepaha October 1, 2020

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.

The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

That’s so Covid

When something is terrible and gross

Ew I stepped on dog shit, that’s so covid

by 163682 April 17, 2021

Covidity

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020