The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 5, 2008

Cheese Club

When you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it's also a fun way to enjoy your whiz

Me: Hey Kevin, wanna come over after school and join our Cheese Club?
Kevin: What's that?
Me: There Will be free Cheese Whiz, that's all you need to know.
Kevin: You had me at whiz!!

by CheeseWhizie July 31, 2017

Youtch Club

A group of misfits that spend the day vigorously fisting eachother's anuses.

"Hey, do you want to come to my youtch club meeting this weekend?"

"Fuck no"

by ChickenPanda October 6, 2011

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009