Only one day into what seemed an innocuous road trip between friends, Cole and Derek suddenly came to the realization that their relationship could no longer be bearably platonic, and they engaged in the sexual abandon and high art of butt bonding.
by Detective Kernel January 23, 2011

When someone farts, and the end of the fart is still stuck between their asshole and butt cheeks, then you squeeze your ass tight with your muscles and produce a snapping sound,
by DanOfEdm April 4, 2006

by Frankiscooltoo September 17, 2018

by PacificJohnny May 9, 2005

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

As ugly as buttocks. Mostly like large, hairy and deformed buttocks.
(Not Jennifer Lopez's buttocks)
(Not Jennifer Lopez's buttocks)
by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003
