daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

by Daddy wood October 19, 2017

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

by HeavyK March 19, 2012

hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..

oh no run it’s tyler woods

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019

Put the wood to

spanked, beat, whipped with a switch, clobbered with a bat or board, punished severely.

They not only fined him, they fired him and put him in jail. Yeah, they really put the wood to him .

by LadyEngineer January 1, 2021

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017