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wife

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.
Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.
by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025
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johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni
by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019
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My wife

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god
by krystinut March 27, 2022
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wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.
"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."
by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021
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Wife

A female with duties of feeding and cleaning up after their families until the day they die!!
Father says “what’s for dinner dear?”
Wife answers “anything you want hunny”
by anonymous July 10, 2024
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National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
by admandu October 4, 2021
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Bumblebee wife

Bumblebee wife is almost like a Big titty goth gf. Just a different style or aesthetic.
dude 1: Man I wish I had a Bumblebee wife.
by Viciousyeti January 18, 2022
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