SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

emma: why did u text me SALTS
me: because i didn’t actually laugh. i smiled a little, then stopped.

by hellllyeah31 June 9, 2020

salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site

After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine

by Srwat December 23, 2024

ryan salt

Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different

Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self

by The truth 65 May 30, 2016

Salted

Salted is another meaning for fucked

I salted her ass

by Douknowdaway January 17, 2018

Salt

The act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.

Bob: "Bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were retarded."

Jake from State Farm: "HOLY SHIT THE SALT. Naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?"

Bob: "Alright, my bad"

by ICEBALLER October 8, 2014

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024